Monday, February 20, 2012

Rotten banana's in my bag!

This nasty little fruit looks nice now....



Dearest readers,

So recently I've been super busy juggling school life and my "outside" life. I won't use this as an excuse but as a result, I haven't been cleaning out my school bag for a while. Now usually, I can't go for two days without cleaning out my bag, making sure what's in there should be in there and what's NOT in there, shouldn't be in there. Anyway, it was rather awkward today because I was sitting with my friend after school on the oval and she said my bag reeked of a foul odour. Now, at that point, I had no idea what she was talking about and assumed she must've smelt something else.

It wasn't until I got home and dumped my bag onto the ground and started searching for my calculator that my hand felt something warm and squishy. Yep, you guessed it. It was a rotten bannana underneath all my textbooks that I had forgotten to eaten days ago. It literally smelt like vingear mixed with sweat and then a fat consipated man slept on it. I don't know how I didn't notice any earlier, so I frantically cleaned it off hoping the awful smell didn't kill somebody else.

It doesn't stink anymore. It's fine. Good as new but god, I've learn't a lesson.

NEVER LEAVE BANNANA'S IN YOUR BAG FOR MORE THAN 1 DAY!!!!!


P.S I would've inserted some pictures but I decided I didn't want to give you guys a fright. It'd be better if i left it all to your imaginations.

15 comments:

  1. haha. happened to me the other day too. except it was a rotten pair! what can I say? I'm a busy student! yeah. peace out.

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  2. Ewww that sounds gross! I'm glad you didn't upload pics lol. But I have had mushy grapes in my purse before. lol. but it was covered in a wrap so it wasn't bad.

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  3. It happens to me all the time. I just can't be screwed getting the shit in my bag out. Its so tiresome. But meh, I don't care if it smells. As we speak, my backpack is reeking of rotten sandwiches.

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    1. ewww that's vile! How the hell do people live with you?

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    2. cuz I'm amazing. I don't give a f*** about what people think of me. theres moss growing on my sandwich right now. and theres a rotten mango and bananna in my bag right now thats liquified. I bet it turns girls on...mmm...i love the smell of rotten bannans though. its so vingary and I masturbate to the smell of it. yumm..

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    3. dude...thats sick. go and share your disgusting secrets elsewhere. I don't think this is the right blog.

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    4. Please stop posting such ridiculous posts on my blog. Anymore from you and I will delete them straight away. thank you.

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  4. lol. i only came here because right now I've got rotting carcuses in my bag and I really don't want to clean it. :/

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